I am looking for anyone who knows and sings the song "Asshole Rules the Navy". I already did a google search and I am familiar with the Oscar Brand version known as "Backside Rules the Navy". If you know and sing this song independent of Brand's recording, I would like to correspond with you and, perhaps, record you singing the version you know.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
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PS For comparison here are my current texts:



          ASSHOLE RULES THE NAVY

Chorus:
    Asshole rules the Navy, asshole rules the sea.
    If you want a bit of bum, better get it from your chum -
    You'll get no ass from me.

Let us sing a bit of good old Captain Kitt,
Who sat one morning early in the head.
A bee came flying past and it stung him on the ass,
And this is what the gallant captain said.

Now we'll hear some rhymes of Yeoman Second Grimes
Who ran the hook that hoisted up the mail.
One day as he stood watch it caught him in the crotch
And he cried as he went flying o'er the rail, "It doesn't
          matter!..."

Now to end my song I'll sing of AB Long
Whose member was not like his name at all.
When asked if he would tell how he got along so well
His answer simply was as I recall, "It's very simple."

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          SAMBO

Sambo was a lazy coon,
Who used to sleep in the afternoon,
So tired was he, so tired was he.
Off to the forest he would go,
Swinging his bollocks too and fro,
When along came a bee, a bloody great bumble bee,
Bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz.
Get away you bumble bee, I ain't no rose,
I ain't no syphilitic flower, get off my fucking nose.
Get off my nasal organ, don't you come near.
If you want a bit of fanny, you can fuck my granny,
But you'll get no arsehole here.

Arsehole rules the Navy, arsehole rules the Navy,
Arsehole rules the navy, but you'll get no arse from me.