Interesting... Just for poops and snickers, here's what the first post translates to after running it through the "Valley Girl" translator site:



Subject: BS Like, the martin gibson problem!
From: Deckman
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:59 PM

I totally have answer to the "martin gibson" problem. It totally has worked for me for the last six weeks. Because of the numerous dweeb-mail (please, like I am SO sure, we valley girls use the phone)s I totally have received from mudcat friends around the world expressing totally awesome frustration in dealing with this person, I now offer my suggestion to you:

It's REAL SIMPLE! Like, oh my gawd! We SHUN HIM.

Let me explaining how it works:

Whenever I decide to open an how very thread, I first read the list of posters to that thread. Like, duh! You probably do the same. If I read that "martin gibson" totally has posted to that thread, I do NOT open it, I do NOT READ it! Like, oh my gawd! Pretty simple, eh?

Let me predict the result of your action:

If you totally have scoped your blood pressure rising in the past by his postings, guess what, your blood pressure no longer rises!

Those few who enjoy rolling in the slime with him, will soon realize that they are rolling the slime ... all by themselves.

As I expect that martin gibson will be attacking me as soon as he sees this thread, I probably totally won't be posting any more to this thread. I mean, after all, I DO totally have standards.

I offer this very simple solution to a problem. Do it if you want. CHEERS, Bodacious Bob deckman)Dweeb ((I totally don't care WHAT my neighbors say ... I'm totally a nice dweeb))