LIttle Hawk:

Just to keep the record straight, Maynards assault and conquest of Teach was one lousy little incident in the long and glorious history of the pirates of the SPanish Main. You are badly misguided in your sense of perspective if you think this chuzzlewit is telling even a fraction of all that there is to know about them. And badly distorted, as always, in your choices of heros. Your lust for approbation knows no lower bound, obviously, and you will sink to any depth to satiate it. You pursue the inept, the mediocre, the astonishingly bad with all the mad cheeriness of some poor overwhelmed housewife from Dubuque accosting a soap-opera star by her character name int he streets of New York. It is shameful, and doubly so in your case because you have the sensibility to discriminate, and the grounding to know better by far.

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