Boy in the front row of church.
Toy car.
Rolling it over the the hymnals, the pew, his legs,etc.
Pastor, in a quiet moment of prayer...leans over...and in a hushed whisper says, "Please, could you make that car stop?"

At which, in a hushed silence the child blurts out....at full playground volumne, "Sure....SHHHHRRRRREEEEEEECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Sincerely,
Gargoyle