Deckman - may I welcome you as an honorary life member of the King
Herod Appreciation Society. Formed in memory of one of the greatest
forward thinkers of all time.

It's not just at gigs though. How often have you seen a six or seven
year old left in charge of an overloaded supermarket trolley taking the frozen food slalom at speed whilst arguing with its younger siblings? The problem lies with assinine parents who deserve a clip round the ear just as much as the kids.

Pete