I tried to post when this thread was at about eight posts, but the server was waaaay busy. I am a professional cataloguer, and Margo is right, and everybody said appropriate and sensible things. Title indices are an appropriate entry to the relational database, and My Grandfather's Cock should follow My Grandfather's Clock. I'm happy with 99.5% :) --and I could easily post a hundred bawdy parodies myself.

So what are the NONPARODY words to "Red Wing" ?????

Dennis