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Thread #71353 Message #1274142
Posted By: GUEST,Prudence Whistlemore
17-Sep-04 - 11:42 AM
Thread Name: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
It gives me the greatest pleasure and delight to announce to you uncouth Communistic anarchist swine who were packing the ballot box for Millard Fillmore and his silly wife Abigail that SANITY HAS FINALLY PREVAILED AT TOYPRESIDENTS AND ALL YOUR NEFARIOUS PLANS HAVE COME TO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
That's right. Nothing! You have failed utterly. The Board of Directors finally got off their behinds and did something about the unconscionable and fraudulent avalanche of phony voting that recently propelled the Fillmores to the top of their respective categories on our patriotic website.
It's over! You have been squelched, stepped on, X-ed out of existence and totally annihilated! Your foolish and subversive efforts have come to naught. We Whistlemores, foremost among America's true patriots in these decadent times, have seen to that.
Let me quote the figures to you as you squirm in impotent fury...
The top 10 presidents on our list now are:
George Washington 5719
Ronald Reagan 5663
William J. Clinton 4853
Thomas Jefferson 4653
Franklin D. Roosevelt 3165
Richard Nixon 3130
Abraham Lincoln 3078
Theodore Roosevelt 2853
John F. Kennedy 2580
Jimmy Carter 2567
I don't see Millard Fillmore there...my, my! Do you see Millard Fillmore there? No you don't, and I'll tell you why:
Millard Fillmore has been pared back down to a miserable 2053 votes by the Board! (far more than he deserves)
That's right, you filthy saboteurs! Ha! Read it and weep, you godless scum. All the hundreds and thousands of hours you morons spent propelling Millard Fillmore to over 5700 votes have come to nothing! You have been defeated by the Spirit of America, embodied in the Board of Directors of Toypresidents.
And that's not the end of it. I intend to see that Fillmore is even further reduced shortly, down to less than 300 votes. Yes indeed. That will set things right. Don't think it won't happen. The forces of justice have been alerted to your devious plot and have your number now. I rub my hands with glee at the thought of you all grinding your teeth in impotent rage at your inability to derail our company and our proud presidential tradition with your moronic pranks.
Oh, and I should mention...his silly wife Abigail has likewise been trimmed down to 301 votes. Ha! Ha! Ha! I sneer in your general direction with utter disdain.
Most Sincerely yours,
Prudence Whistlemore