I like to point out a friend in the audience and introduce them as "our resident child taxidermist". I go on to explain that kids are really cute, and child taxidermy is on way to ensure that they stay that cute forever. They're also really so much easier to take care of, you only have to dust them off every once in a while(usually on their birthdays when you can take them out of the closet, dust them off, and put a candle on their heads).

Mark Ross