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Thread #73509   Message #1275074
Posted By: John M.
18-Sep-04 - 02:09 PM
Thread Name: SEEKING Guest,.Gargoyle - re: Bawdy songs
Subject: Folklore: SEEKING Guest,.Gargoyle
Hello everyone,

I am seeking Gargoyle who typed the message pasted below. I would like to correspond with him about bawdy songs.

If you know him please have him respond to this post or he can email me directly at mudcat3.20.jpm21@neverbox.com.

Any help will be appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
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My bawdy songs, toasts and recitations website: www.immortalia.com




User Name Thread Name Subject Posted
[PM] GUEST,.gargoyle Rugby Football Songs (288* d) RE: Rugby Football Songs 03 Oct 01

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Have heard this one for years and years and no doubt there are 49 more verses

CANAL STREET


Walking down Canal Street
Knocking every door
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch
Couldn't find a whore


Finally found a whore
Trying to get it in
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch
Couldn't get it in


Finally got it in
Trying to get it out
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch
Couldn't get it out


Finally got it out
The thing was red and sore
The moral of this story:
Never fuck a whore.