(I got this in German, I hope the translation is ok)

George W. Bush has a heart attack and he dies.
He comes straight into hell where the devil is expecting him already.
Says the Devil: "I don't know what to do - you are on my list, but there is no free room.". He thinks for a while and then says:
"Ok, that's what I will do: I have three lesser sinners - I will let you choose which one of these will go free so you can take his room!".

George thinks: "Sounds good"

First room, Devil opens the door. Ronald Reagan can be seen in a huge swimming pool, diving in, getting out, diving in again ...
George says "No, I do not really like swimming."

Second room, Devil opens the door. Inside is Richard Nixon, knocking rocks with a big hammer.
George says: "No, I do not like physical work."

Third room. As the Devil opens the door, George can see Bill Clinton, with hands and feet tied to the bedposts. On him is Monica Lewinsky doing for what she got well known.

George can't believe what he sees.
He says to the Devil: "That will be my room!".

Says the Devil into the room: "Good news for you! You are free, you can go, Monica!"