Here's the version of the Fox I had in mind for this. Mind, it'd go as well with any other version.

Tim Laycock was pointing out that about the only bit of the traditional song that varies much is the name of the lady - "Old Mother Wibble-Wobble" is the one he likes best. But since Flipper-Flopper is probably the one most people use, and this rewrite varies quite enough to be going on with, I used that one.