So doth this mean that I needs must to spend my Sabbeth munching on zuchini which I hath sliced with my sword whilst swashbuckling the play doh-eth & chaseth it down with a pudding of butter & scotch all the while crying "AAArrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
    "Shiver me timbers. Methinks all this is truly NOT in the official Pirate's Code handbook."