The times need change and Schnepswacker has what it takes to satisify what ails you. Vote Schnepswacker. Make the White House Schnepswacker's new home on January 20, 2005. Put a real person in the Oval Office. Remember the name: Goralden Schnepswacker. His platform? Well you might ask.

Little Hawk, as spiritual advisor to the Schnepswacker campaign, perhaps you'd be so kind as to address Gor's position on the Iraq War. As others step up to the plate, they can address and refine Gor's election speech. Our aim: To write a political speech for Schnepswacker--a speech that will at once inspire and do something else.

Let's have a real President for a change. Someone that people know and feel safe with.