Naw, Silly, that's Bonka's Black Book. Uh-oh-- I'm gonna have to give her an entire brain wipe once this Tavern closes! Say, she's a bonnie babe, isn't she? And brawny, too. I suspect she waxes that face every now and then.

As for the wine, I didn't see it, but is that a baritone burp coming from the bunker?!

I also didn't see her bloomers, but then that's what the barberpole's for.

Mmario! Got a bawdy barbershop ballad for Bonka?   Quick! Before the pirates try to bundle her off!

~S~