Would you feel better about the ticket, Teresa, if I told you that Mayor Schlosnagle never exposed himself to any women?

His first conviction happened when I lived just outside the town of Accident, Maryland, the next town over from Friendsville. Spencer had indecently exposed himself to a Maryland State Trooper at the Friendsville overlook rest stop on Interstate Rt. 68. I wonder what Ward Cleaver would have had to say about old Spencer. I bet he wouldn't have told June.