The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #73545   Message #1276240
Posted By: Sttaw Legend
20-Sep-04 - 05:11 AM
Thread Name: BS: jokes about nagging wives
Subject: RE: BS: jokes about nagging wives
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "I did alright," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."