Shambles? I peg your worth somewheres between an overripe banana that's just been run over by a truck and a Sicilian shoeshine. That's a guess, based on what I've read so far. I'd have to meet you personally to assess it any closer than that. I am willin' to do that as soon as I get some time off here, and if you will pay the travel expenses (from Chicago and back) and provide free drinks for the duration. Whisky, rum, or banana dacquiris preferred.