The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #73534   Message #1276741
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
20-Sep-04 - 05:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: A Non-Official Mudcat Prayer
Subject: RE: BS: A Non-Official Mudcat Prayer
Lord, grant me another paying job before September 30th! I got rent to pay here. Oh, I guess you know that, don't you? Lord, if it's not too much to ask, deliver me a real classy dame with long legs. Any color hair is okay, I ain't particular. Lord, I also need a bottle of whisky that stays half full all the time no matter how many drinks I pour, and a lighter that works every time. I realize this is a lot to ask, but I figure the squeaky wheel gets the grease, know what I'm sayin'? Lord, I would also like to find out who it was who mailed me the letter bomb. I would like to return him the favor. I got an idea who it could have been, but I'm not 100% sure, so help me out here. I figure it was either Eddie the loan shark, Louie the Lemur, or Pago from the North Side Boys. I do not wish to start up 3 gang wars simultaneous, so a little help from you on this would be handy at this time. Just one name is all I ask. Write it in the clouds. I am lookin' out the window right now...