Just when you thought ketchup couldn't possibly get any better...

"PITTSBURGH (AP) - What do Mia Hamm, Terry Bradshaw, William Shatner and Lindsay Lohan have in common?

The answer: ketchup. They have signed on with Heinz to "Say Something Ketchuppy" on limited-edition bottles of the condiment. The bottles will feature labels with quotes from each celebrity. A portion of the proceeds from the sale of the bottles will benefit charities chosen by each celebrity, the company said recently...

...And former Star Trek star Shatner says Heinz "Fixes Burgers at Warp Speed."