Didn't want to start a whole new thread, but here is a haiku written by the cat:

You persecute me
With your out of tune scraping
Put the fiddle down!

and one written by the dog:

I am tortured by
the dissonant jangling of
your banjo playing.

Get a tuner, they
don't cost very much at all -
You don't have to guess.

and another one written by the dog:

Why are you angry?
You left it on the counter
just for me, correct?

and another one written by the cat:

Do not pick me up!
I do not want any love!
Love me, and regret.