Animaterra: This is to a hymn tune (I think it begins, 'In Christ there is no east or west..."), and must be sung very solemnly, with much harmony if possible:

Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She's no bloody use to anyone-
She's no bloody use at all!

Sure it's just for fun. But a few of us sang it once to Patrick Swazey (cast members in "Next of Kin," when they were filming the bits near my home in KY) and he didn't see the joke. Just kept a long face and said, "Thank you," at the end!

So anyway, I pass this parady along, and wish you every blessing on your birthday- and I know you're beautiful, and useful to this world in countless ways...

Kytrad (by the way, I was "Aunt Charlotte" in the movie!)