Je suis ici. Je retourne.

For the non-Francophones, I am here. I have returned.

The cruise was called because of too much water in the Mohawk River, a veritable plethora of water. I am one of few people who have ever had a cruise end because of too much water.

When we returned home around 2 p.m. today we found that our fence had been stolen. The police are investigating.

Really.

Both of the above items are true.