Breakfast:

"Morning After the Night Before Terrorist Brekkie"

Ingredients:

at least 5 or 6 people who crashed over 'cause they were in pretty rough shape; hung over, exhausted and bleary-eyed.
1 box corn flakes
sugar
cream or milk (which the least hurting member of the crew had to be send to the corner store to get)
1 bunch bananas
1 sewing needle

Before anyone notices what you're doing (not that they'd be in any shape to do so), take the needle which has been sterilized (probably in alcohol, since there may be some left over) and insert it into the banana. Wiggle it side to side. Do this in 1/4 inch segments all along the banana. Repeat with the other bananas until all are done. Discard needle (don't leave it in the banana, dummy).
Allow guests to serve themselves. Watch theirAs faces as the pre-sliced bananas fall into their cereal bowls. Endless fun.