Big boobs, they tend to sag,
But a wire bra can make them better.
Silicon isn't too good for your heart
But it can make your boobs much better.

Big boobs, they can be great.
They really boosted Dolly's career.
They put plastic right up under her chest,
It really made her songs much better.

I'm sure at first you'll feel the pain. Big boobs bring pain.
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that I'm one of a few who like big boobs.
They just make my world a little bolder.

Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, hey Jude...

Big boobs can touch the ground.
Those are too big, can't get much larger.
Silicon isn't to good for your heart
But sometimes the size don't make things better.

They check em out, then put them in, big boobs, begin,
You're waiting for doctors to just finish,
And don't you know that it's just you, small boobs will do.
The beauty you need is in your soul, girl.

Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, hey Jude...

Big boobs, they tend to sag,
But a wire bra can make them better.
Silicon doesn't do much good for your heart
But it can make your boobs
Bigger Bigger Bigger Bigger Bigger, oh.

Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da, BIG BOOBS!