Grad Student Soup

As much ketchup as you have or can get from the little packets in restaurants.

Hot Water

Mix the ketchup in the hot water. Serve in a styrofoam cup, coffee mug, bowl, or the pan you heated the water in. Eat with crackers or bread or stuff in it, if you have any.

Spaghetti With Out Sauce

Uncooked spaghetti

Boiling water

Put the spaghetti in the water. Boil it until it is soft. Pour off the water. Eat the spaghetti.

(For a gourmet thrill, squeeze little packets of ketchup on it for spaghetti sauce.)