A man went into a pub and ordered a beer. After chatting with the woman behind the bar, he said, "where's your husband?" .. "I killed him", she said. The guy looked at her, and said "I don't believe you".

"Alright then, she said, come on out the back, I'll show you, that's where I buried him." So the man followed the woman through the pub and out the back. He looked, and beside the flower bed was a big pile of freshly packed earth with a bum sticking out.

"Why did you bury him like that" said the man.

"I needed somewhere to keep my bicycle", she said.