The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1279491
Posted By: khandu
23-Sep-04 - 08:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Yes yes! A bee up the old panties can be a tantalizing event! I have had the pleasure many times! Of course I have to bait the bee, since I do not have the natural attraction that RR has. Sometimes I use honey, but mostly I use ketchup, or when I have some on hand (or on crotch!) I use catsup.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Teresa
Teresa who?
Teresa bee crawling up your panties!

Hello Teresa!!! You & I have never conversed! I am Tweed who is also Khnackanarkh, who is also a megalomaniac who believes himself to be the Khing of the Etherial Kingdom of Mississippi & who the hell dares challenge me on this!!!!
And I am honored to have you visit the Land of MOAB & to become a fellow MOABITE who contributes diligently to the influx of BS (does that stand for "bee-stings"?) Welcome welcome welcome!!! We need more of humans like you & your ilk!!

Now, I wish to...Whoa!! I see a bee approaching, peering lustfully at my ketchupy loins!! See y'all later!

Kk