I'm looking forward to hearing Tiny Blair announce this great new programme to fight global warming and provide a massive job creation programme at the same time, all round the world.

And all those wild life programmes would have a new angle, as the intrepid teams of eco-warriors have to go out vaccinating elephants and water buffaloes and all...gorillas in the mist...tie me Kangaroo down, sport...

And what about whales? Or doesn't methane matter when you're farting under water? (That sort of rhymes, good enough for folk anyway!) If not, a whole new environmentally sound kind of retro-whaling could come into being

Oh the vaccine struck as the line paid out...