A man dies and goes to heaven.   There are two lines to get in.   One says henpecked husbands and it is miles long.   The other says non henpecked husbands and only has one person it it.   He is confused as to which line to wait in.   Therefore, he goes to the one person in the non henpecked line and asks him- "how come the other line is so long.   Why did you go to this line"?   He says "my wife told me to wait in this line"