look I've been following this tedious argument of insidious intent for a few weeks now.

Its quite obvious both sides can't argue without descending to the level of abuse.

So heres a constructive idea.

Choose the one with the longest willy to be president..

You could place bets on the outcome and do a telethon fundraiser from maddison square gardens. maddonna as the referee.

If its a dead heat you could do an eliminator rounds , who can pee the highest, and who could do the longest turd, the loudest fart.

Till you get a worthy winner.