An Italian, a Frenchman and a Brummie are discussing marital relations. The Italian boasts "When I make love to my wife she rises an inch of the bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman says "That's nothing - when I make love to my wife she rises a foot off the bed. " The Brummie says "When I make love to my wife, I wipe my willy on the curtains and she hits the roof!"