Dear Norma,

Thank you for waiting until Love Enters Your Life. When Love Enters Your Life, you'll know it. You'll get a funny feeling all over, the Earth will move, and you'll hear glorious music. When you walk through a storm, you'll hold your head up high and you won't be afraid of the dark. There'll be lilac trees in every part of town, and you'll hear a lark in every other part of town. Enchantment will pour from every door. And you will wear Chantilly lace around your pretty face as you walk down the aisle and into the arms of the man with whom you'll spend the rest of your life, obeying the Biblical injunction to obey him in all things, to serve him, and to find your true destiny in being subservient to him. I'd like to explain all of this to you personally and in doing so give you a small taste of the gourmet spread your life will be when you subliminate self to a God-fearing man. (Of course, this will be free of any taint of lust or any of the other Seven Deady Sins. I'll instruct you via the Bible.)

Let me know.

Rev. Jimmy Ray