The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1281553
Posted By: GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew
26-Sep-04 - 02:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Norma, my child,

Listen to your heart. Its still, silent wisdom will guide you to the Paths of Righteousness and the Way of Goodness. The Bible will be your shield and your innocence your sword. You will scourge these transgessors, this Amos, this Khandu, and they will fall into the Fiery Pit weighed down with their sins, to sink into the Pit from which the howls and screams of Sinners In Everlasting Torment rend the very air. Sinners scourged across plains of hot broken glass by lustful demons, sinners helpless in their bonds while leather-clad Liliths Work Their Will upon them. Oh, Norma, set your feet upon the Right Path and forsake all lustful sinners! Let me instruct you and guide you toward True Womanhood.

Sincerely,
Rev. Jimmy Ray