The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1282165
Posted By: GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew
27-Sep-04 - 08:12 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I will pray for you, Brother Amos. And I know that God will forgive you. Yea, though your sins be as scarlet as blood and your soul as black as The Pit, you can be Washed Clean. All you must do is take the step, Brother Amos, the one step that will put you on the Road To Salvation, the One Road That Leads To Eteral Joy. Just choose your Eternal Reward and step forward shouting, "Today, I choose The Savior! I will follow Him where ever He may go! Lead, Kindly Light!, and I will follow!"

Come to the water, Brother Amos, and wash yourself in the Blood of the Lamb. I know that you are a sinner, you know that you are a sinner, and God knows that you are sinner. But we'll stake you out in deep water for a couple of days and, Brother Amos, you'll have found God when we have finished!

Sincerely yours,
Rev. Jimmy Ray