Okay, I didn't know that about your body. :-) Too bad. I had assumed from your chosen name (Ohh-Ahh) that you would be a natural for that line of work.

I am not American, I'm Canadian, and I use irony a great deal myself. It seems to go with the British heritage, doesn't it? I'm sure I have used irony on you at least a few times...

Are you a member of this forum, posing as a Guest, or are you simply a Guest? If the latter, why not join? If you did, I could PM you love letters and we would no doubt soon grow to adore each other and no one would know!

I frankly can't understand why you would pass up such an opportunity.