It's not very well known, but the perfect atmospheric environment for healing vocal cords following laser surgery happens to be exactly the one that results from drinking a very large Mai Tai while inhaling ocean spray and balmy trade winds.

(Just reminding you that the option of recuperating in Hawaii is still open...there are worse places to rest your vocal cords and show off your ass.)


All the best, Kendall.

Aloha,
Mark

PS, not to worry, second best is Bushmill's and a Nor'easter.