Totally hilarious, but, Oahhh, Rick (it is Rick, isn't it), you forget that the revolution came in 2 ought ought-6, when Britney Spears became President, and all the folkies finally went into guerilla warfare, and brought down the whole capitalist globalized system after the market crashed on speculation that Mudcat Enterprises was going to nationalize Canada to recycle the money it had made after absorbing Microsoft. We set up the alternative government when you hit 75, and after Joe Offer retired, you were President, and ordered everyone on earth to pretend that I had learned the double thumb roll, which was easier than me learning it. How could you forget (now where were my teeth?)
"You donnn't believve we'rree on the Eve of Destrucccshhhhhunnnn."
yours, Peter T.