Hey Gervase, I wondered where you kept disappearing to!

It got so bad with one person, that they were known not as beer or pee breaks but *Eustace breaks. *Not his real name. It got a bit suspicious when the room practically emptied when he got up to perform... he's usually too pissed to remember his words. Luckily he's usually too pissed to notice the mass evacuation as well!

LTS