Oh bugger! I will be celebrating 100 years of the Crab & Winkle line deep in the Essex marshes that night, and I'm really sorry to miss it. In a life all set about with wonderful sessions, I spent one of my finest hours in Oddies, pretending to play the violin whilst Oak and NikNak did all the actual work.

Good luck to Helen & Chris, whatever they sail in. Have a cracker!