Moan/gloat??

You tell me!

My (then) four-year-old asked me if I didn't think it was time to make him a baby. I tried to tell him that we'd, or rather I'd need a man for that, as you can't buy baby seeds in the supermarket. Upon which he gives me the oh-I-can't-believe-how-stupid-you-are look, and says: But Ma, I've got those testicle-things! I can help you with that!

I cracked completely, and tried, amidst fits of uncontrollable laughter, to get him to understand the concept of incest. To no avail. So I just told him that he was a little too young."Oh, you mean that they aren't ripe yet!"

Magpie