If I 'ad one and you was in reach, Martin, I'd shove up yer ugly gob! I 'ave an 'usband 'oo is a stupid lowbred opiniated blighter just like you only 'e's not Jewish, but 'oo cares about that? I've got no time for 'is nonsense and less for yours.

I already did do a search on meself on Google and I don't show up nowheres but on this 'ere forum. I intend to change that. I am going to secure a high profile job in the service industry soon and then you lot will see somefink!