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Thread #16834 Message #1283750
Posted By: GUEST,Clint Keller
29-Sep-04 - 02:36 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Anti-smoking songs
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Anti-smoking songs
Don't know if this is pro- or anti-, but it's old -- 1920's or so. Pro, probably.
Tobacco is a flthy weed -
I like it.
It satisfies no earthly need -
I like it.
It makes you thin, it makes you lean,
It takes the hair right off your bean --
It's the worst dam stuff I've eve seen -
I like it.
Personally, I don't like it. I don't mind if anyone else smokes, but downwind, please. And that goes for that g.d. rank cologne too.
There's a button that says "If you promise not to smoke, I promise not to fart." and that's pretty much my view.
clint