Gloat: I have identical twin sons who, when know one is watching, will sing with harmony that rivals The Everly Brothers.Moan: They won't sing on request, ever.
Gloat: My daughter will graduate with a degree in Technical Theatre Arts and a second major in Phylosophy from SUNY Oswego this year, Magna Cum Laude.
Moan: She isn't little anymore.
Kids, can't eat them, can't legally sell them.
Don