A certain edifice upright
stands erect, for all poor poets to laud
tall, proud, unwavering, for the mind uptight
relieving tension for the cyber bored

This statue is most eloquent in its design,
And I hope will defy all wankers for a very long time;
And I hope strangers from afar with admiration will blush
Before this beautiful statue and its stunning tush.

Fellow-mudcatters, this Statue seems most beautiful to the eye,
Which would cause common folks for such a one to sigh,
And make them feel starry eyed while passing by
In fear of not getting such a beautiful Shatner after they die.