There are many threads on Mason Williams - just put Mason Williams in the search box and see - and here is a link to the existing Them Poems . We need more of these, Kirk, many more!
Example: Them Hors D'oeuvres (pronounced Them Whore Doovers)
How about them hors d'oeuvres, ain't they sweet
Little piece of cheese and a little piece of meat!
My favorite rhyme in any other:
How about them moose-goosers, aint' they dumb
Some use a umbrella, some use a thumb
What a visual!
So, how about Them Scab Pickers? He already has Them Banjo Pickers...
link corrected - joeclone