Well, rats, there went the rest of my post, into the ether. Lessee if I can redo it.
http://users2.ev1.net/~smyth/linernotes/thesongs/ThemPoems.htm#Song%20lyrics is the url (not making the blicky this time) for the existing Them Poems... We need more of these, Kirk, many more!

Example: Them Hors D'Oeuvres (pr: Them Whore Doovers)
How about them hors d'oeuvres, ain't they sweet
Little piece of cheese and a little piece of meat!

Favorite rhyme from another:
How about them moose goosers, aint' they dumb
Some use a umbrella, some use a thumb!
(What a visual!)

So, how about them Scab Pickers? He already did Them Banjo Pickers...
or - this just came to me, needs another verse or two:
Them Mudcatters:
How About them Mudcatters, ain't they silly
Staying on the Internet willy-nilly
Finding obscure lyrics, finding olden tunes
Talking bout the universe July into June!
How to be a mudcatter? Don't need a ticket
Find a link to Mudcat, sit down and click it!