Hope this helps:

From http://www.vegsource.com/talk/meaningless/messages/14553.html:

Date: November 9, 2002 at 3:44 pm PST

In Reply to: [22] Re: I hide him in my pocket posted by Lucy on November 2, 2002 at 10:55 pm:

Lucy,

   Here are the words as I remember them from grade school (over 20 years ago). I can't remember the last line of the first verse though, try as I might:

Germs, My Invisible dog

   My very best friend is my little shaggy dog,
   Chewing on my tennis shoes and running through the hall.
   He's kinda like my shadow 'cause he's everywhere I go,
[???]
   Chorus:
   I hide him in my pocket 'cause he's very very small,
   Germs, Germs my invisible dog.
 
   He runs like the wind, and he knows some funny tricks
   He doesn't like carrots, and spinach makes him sick
   He likes cotton candy, and purple lemonade
   Oreo Cookies, and yellow gatorate.
 
Chorus
 
   We ride our ponies to castles far away,
   Chasing phony dinosaurs and dragons on the way.
   We often go exploring where the river winds and bends
   Acting like Tom Sawyer, and Huckleberry Finn.
 
Chorus
 
   I take him to church, but nobody ever sees,
   the little shaggy puppy dog, sittin' on my knees
   He's loves Bible verses and he's learning a new song
   But he often falls asleep when the sermon is too long.
 
   Chorus

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