Oh, my sentiments exactly!

Downstairs is where the servants plot the revolution. Downstairs is where they piss in the soup they serve Upstairs. Downstairs guzzles beer and whiskey (or whisky) while Upstairs sips sherry. Downstairs has life while Upstairs has animation. Eventually, Downstairs hangs Upstairs from the lamp post and becomes Upstairs and the whole thing starts all over again.