Side By Side parody... I changed the words when I couldn't remember it, so this isn't the original...

We got married on Friday
And I really thought it was my day
Till we went to our room
The new Bride and Groom
Side by side.

We got ready for bed, then
And I nearly dropped dead
When her leg and her hair
She laid on a chair
Side by side.

Her glass eye was followed
Closely by her teeth
When she took off her Playtex Longline
There was nothing underneath!

I was really downhearted
From most of my wife I'd been parted
So I slept on the chair
Cos there was more of her there!
Side by side.


It fits the tune loosely... ;o)