If I owned a pub I doubt if would last as long as 6 months. After all having to road test 24 real ales every hour on the hour to see if they are fit for consumption is quite demanding, but necessary.

My pub would have proper pub games, a piano (tuned in the traditional manner - by pouring beer in it), NO JUKEBOX, real food, room for a good singaround etc. etc.

I would call it the Staggering Peasant